Propaganda Ploy Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

'This is despicable!
And deplorable behavior.
Who and what is behind this?
It is utterly irresponsible.
Not only should these actions be investigated...
They should be banned and stopped,
From further activity!
Our initiatives are being ruined.
The very fabric of our society is being undermined.
This is more scandalous...
Than a crotch sniffing page
Delighting the lewd and descreet 'goings on'
In both republican and democratic chambers.
We must attack those
Who jeopardize our rights and prinicple interests
For what they are...and, forever shall be!
This 'Goodwill Movement' rumored to be surfacing
Upon the very footsteps of this republic nation,
Is nothing more than a propaganda ploy.
AND need I dare to mention...
Without hint of political correction involved!
This...
I repeat...
This IS NOT your typical nigger and cracker
Confrontation issue at all!
No...it is not!
This,
Ladies and gentleman of the press,
And those of you impressed by this mess at home....
This movement is infesting and eats...
Like little bitty squirrels nibbling at a nutt!
It EATS at the very fabric of our true natures!
And we will...
We must,
As God has given me the will to lift my wings!
We must maintain our unwavering stance and remain
On this course to spread liberty and justice for all.
This IS our reward! '

Shivers! Ooooo...
I have goose bumps, Mister President.
Fabulous.
Wonderful!
And that weasel look you use at the end...
With the squinting eyes?
Keep it!
And when you roll your eyes upward,
As if you have forgotten what to say next?
Use it...
That is classic!
The wink at the end should stir them to thunderous applause!

Oh...
Speaking of applause!
The applause sign is still being repaired!
And we have yet to get a followup from calls placed
At Saturday Night Live and Mad TV!
So if we are not able to get anyone to warm up the reporters
Prior to your speech...
You'll have to grab them early with one of YOUR jokes!
And we all are confident you will be able to pull this through, sir!