~ Red Neck - Valentine ~ Poem by Thad Wilk

Yur eyes shine like the chrome bumper
on ma old pickup truck.
Just like that dime ah keep in ma pocket
fer luck.
Yur eye's they surely do bring delight. Ther
like watchin a wrestlin match. Or poppin the
lid on that first can a Bud Light!
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Yur eye's daze me like a prize fighter, when
he gets knocked out - An ther prettier than a
bass, maybe even a trout!
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Yur like a truck load a rich topsoil an I could
tell that frum the start. Yur nothin at all like
them bags that ya buy at Wall-Mart!
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Yer like a good roll of Duck Tape, you stick to ma
heart. Like ma favorite shot gun that I cherish
we'll never part. Like the eight point buck's head
that I keep hung in ma den, the one that I shot
when I wuz just ten!
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Yer prettier n the prize winning hog ya see at a
country fair. An iffin I was the judge, the blue
ribbon '' you'd wear ''!
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The fellas at the slaughter house where I work
say they wish they wuz me all the time. But I told
em all - '' hands off ''! ! Cuz yer Ma Valentine!

XXX OOO Happy Valentines Day!

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~TJW~