Sara Palin And Michele Bachmann Poem by James McLain

Sure I'm honest I would like to pork them both.
Like some woman and the Beiber.
Of course for one a bag would help.
Still they are quite crazy.
One bipolar the other obsessively compulsive.
Like a cat I'm attracted to the way they strangely move.
Ted Cruise is simply scarey.
He reminds me of a corpse put on display I think he's evil.
How can some believe in God and act the way they do.
And since I can't moniter them all.
Who I wonder is the beni fishery to their cause.
Perhaps Eral Grey as I'm a coffee drinker.
When do you think they will try to do away with the first amendment?