She Kissed A Girl Poem by Ramona Thompson

Parody of Katy Perry's hit song I kissed A Girl

This isn't the way we planned it
Never our intention
For her to be so brave
One too many mixed up ideas in her head
Such an embarrassing situation
Our little girl's indiscretion
It's not what old folk like us are used to
Don't wanna watch her with their kind
Gettin' it on
Seeking all the wrong kinds of attention

She kissed a girl and she liked it
(Good God! No!)
The taste of that cherry chapstick
Done drove our baby straight outta her head
She kissed a girl
Got dared by her friends to try it
(Never did like that crowd)
Goodness we hope her rich doctor boyfriend don't find out about it
It's so wrong
Ain't never gonna be right
Better not hear she's turning lesbo tonight
She kissed a girl and she liked it
(Good God! No!)
She liked it

No, we don't even wanna know her
If she keeps on with this shame
If she's just being experimental
It's just so damn unnatural
It's not what any daughter of ours is gonna do
Lest she wants to be disowned
Left all alone
In this world so cruel
She better learn how to behave
Stop being so damn confused
Should't be so hard
If she's truely a lady
To obey

She kissed a girl and she liked it
(Good God! No!)
The taste of that cherry chapstick
Done drove our baby straight outta her head
She kissed a girl
Got dared by her friends to try it
(Never did like that crowd)
Goodness we hope her rich doctor boyfriend don't find out about it
It's so wrong
Ain't never gonna be right
Better not hear she's turning lesbo tonight
She kissed a girl and she liked it
(Good God! No!)
She liked it

Those lesbian girls she's been bringin' home are just so sinful
Too soft skin, red lips, too temptable
Too hard for her to resist
So unthinkable
She's become a nightmare
Useless to try and deny it
Our little girl has grown up to become a woman
Not so innocent

She kissed a girl and she liked it
(Good God! No!)
The taste of that cherry chapstick
Done drove our baby straight outta her head
She kissed a girl
Got dared by her friends to try it
(Never did like that crowd)
Goodness we hope her rich doctor boyfriend don't find out about it
It's so wrong
Ain't never gonna be right
Better not hear she's turning lesbo tonight
She kissed a girl and she liked it
(Good God! No!)
She liked it

2008 Ramona Thompson