Ted Sheridan


She's My $5000.00 Dollar Baby....But She Ain'T Pretty - Poem by Ted Sheridan

$5000.00 for every new baby born in America
They heard your promise and they will come in droves
With pregnant underbelly and ovens warm
They will come to collect their share of our wealth
The ignorant and unskilled
The poor and the down trodden
The uneducated migrant working masses
An invasion is inevitable
America is for sale
If we elect Hillary Clinton


Comments about She's My $5000.00 Dollar Baby....But She Ain'T Pretty by Ted Sheridan

  • (10/8/2007 2:35:00 AM)

    if you elect hillary you get chelsea and bill clinton free 10 (Report)Reply

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  • (10/7/2007 11:28:00 PM)

    For sale.... by the administratorsin bankruptcy I'd say. And at auction. Any takers? No, thought not. (And I love your own comment below Ted!) t x (Report)Reply

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  • (10/7/2007 1:13:00 PM)

    SHE WILL NOT, CAN NOT WIN, FOR IT WILL BE THE END OF AMERICAN AS WE KNOW IT. Five thousand dollars my arse, and where will that come from our taxes......? ? ? ? ? not her pocket that's for sure... Why not just give them a year free of Pamper, Huggies and formula, that will cover about half the cost...
    She is so stupid, she is making this insane offer....IN my town, she is a laughing stock, but then, it's not her class of voters here.....I say, begone Hillary, begone, go live with Rosie.....OH, great write, Ted. love, mm.xo
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  • Trade Martin (10/7/2007 11:14:00 AM)

    Now Ted, we've been told it was a 'fixed' election....., only because it didn't go to the liberals....., if it did, it wouldn't have been 'fixed'....! ! ! (Report)Reply

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  • (10/7/2007 8:48:00 AM)

    Somebody gave this a one so I took the liberal liberty of changing it to a ten, It's what they intended to vote...I learned that from Florida vote recount 2000. (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, October 7, 2007

Poem Edited: Thursday, April 14, 2011


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