When ever I go running, I'm
Forever dodging poos
one eye kept on path, so none mars my running shoes.
.Experience bestowed a pearl of wisdom recently.....
So take heed, increase your speed, when you run beneath a tree.
You are sure to steer your path around a steaming doggy turd
But its much harder avoiding getting shat on by a bird!
Very funny Stevie; and if I ever take up jogging again I'll heed your words of wisdom. Old joke= Man walking down the promenade gets pooped on his head by a seagull. He asks his friend if he has any paper to hand. His friend says, Don't be silly, it will be miles away by now
Oh Stevie, this has happened to me too! Great advice on how to avoid flying poo.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
hahaha, , , increasing speed is a risky thing though