Rewrite of Miley Cyrus' song, The Climb
I'm so sick of hearing about it
That wet dream you've been dreamin'
Yeah boy, I bet there's a voice in your head sayin' you're gonna hit it
But I know and I can tell ya
My voice is stronger
Singing
You ain't never gonna get it
So don't even try
'Cause
Every kiss you're blowin'
Every time you reach out and try to feel up my boob
Makes me feel
All you care about is takin' this relationship in the wrong direction
My respect for you is shakin'
'Cause you just keep right on tryin'
Slippin' those hands up under to touch my thigh
It seems I'm always gonna have to put up another mountain
I'm always gonna have to back them off from trying to touch my boob
Always gonna be a shocking battle
Right now I've got something these men would all love to make me lose
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna race with them that far or fast
Just to get there
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna wander on over to that lustful dark side
Not for any of these dirty old men
Every single one of them
Nothing but slime
The temptations I'm facing
The choices they keep pushin' me to be makin'
Sometimes might bring me so low down but
No gentlemen, this girl won't be breaking
I know these are not the words you wanna be hearin'
Burnin' your egos and overloaded sex drives to toast, yeah
'Cause tonight I'm not gonna let your nasty hands go searchin'
Just gotta be strong
Just gotta keep pushin' away from all you wannabe Don Juans
'Cause
It seems I'm always gonna have to put up another mountain
I'm always gonna have to back them off from trying to touch my boob
Always gonna be a shocking battle
Right now I've got something these men would all love to make me lose
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna race with them that far or fast
Just to get there
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna wander on over to that lustful dark side
Not for any of these dirty old men
Every single one of them
Nothing but slime
Yeah-yeah
It seems I'm always gonna have to put up another mountain
I'm always gonna have to back them off from trying to touch my boob
Always gonna be a shocking battle
Right now I've got something these men would all love to make me lose
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna race with them that far or fast
Just to get there
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna wander on over to that lustful dark side
Not for any of these dirty old men
Every single one of them
Nothing but slime
Yeah-yeah-yea
Get on moving
Stop those hands from tryin' to be roamin'
No way they're ever gonna tear down my faith
Oh baby
I know better than most of you
What they're all about
Each and every one of them
After just one thing
Each and every one of them
Nothing but slime
Trying to tear down my faith
Trying to tear down my rock solid beliefs
Ain't got a prayer
Whoa, O whoa
2009 Ramona Thompson
this is sort of funny and if Miley reads it I think she's gonna blow up
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Wow you liar, no way you've been writing publishing poems for over 20 years cause no person that is older that 20 would write this disgusting poem especially not publishing.