Snoozeland Or Zeeland Or Baggy Eyesland Of A Snoring Fat Slob. Poem by Michael Gale

SnoozeLand...
The isle of pressure noisy sleep.
SnoozeLand...
A state of unthoughts and unsilent many a silent lone, lone peep.

ZeeLand...
Where bothersome to yon other bed partner.
ZeeLand...
Noise keeps thy bed partner up all night.

ZeeLand...
Why not yee be slept rested in thy restful fight.
Baggy EyesLand...
Where puffyness of under eyes haunts thy looks.

It's cause is lack of sleep...
It's blameful bandit is thy snorey snorey land.
Logs are sawed all throught the night...
Mister Sandman seems to have taken full fast flight.

Ear plugs are inserted into very very aching ear canal drums...
Too much noise of the snoring banditedly bums.
Not even with the use of our indexed, fingers and thumbs...
May much not, for long, hold out long zee beats of the nasal'ed drums.

Can't think at the office or job? ...
Maybe it's time, to be rid of that, snore induced, haunting, one slob?