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Social Distanced Shopping

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I tried to keep my distance at a superstore today
But every aisle had morons in, who just got in the way
I couldn't reach the baked beans shelf, or get a loaf of bread
So I waited by the veg and fruit, to try and help myself
No sooner had I picked some fruit from a box just by the edge
Someone barged into me and almost bruised my meat and veg
The flow of people moving round, was almost three feet deep
With mothers and kids, and babys who, would rather be asleep
And by the 'special offers', it was like a free for all
I tried to buy a a few myself, but couldn't see F*** all

An hour into my shop, I thought I'd better go back home
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Monday, October 26, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: humour,shopping,social behaviour
Kumarmani Mahakul 26 October 2020

Maintaining social distancing is definitely very much necessary during Covid-19 period. In superstore you maintain distance it is our duty. Amazing poem is brilliantly penned.

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Kim Barney 26 October 2020

It's true that many people seem to have no regard for social distancing and constantly invade your personal space. That's why the virus is increasing its hold on us.

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