Socially Inappropriate Behavior Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

It 'use' to be called socially inappropriate behavior.
But today,
Any socially inappropriate behavior displayed publicly.
And visually confirmed,
Is a prerequisite.
For anyone wishing to run for public office.
And with certifiable dysfunctions known AND expressed?
Anyone with these credentials is guaranteed to be elected.
With favorable and overwhelming results.

'Oh!
I like them.
They be down to Earth.
Just like us.'