Some Tarts Poem by Ramona Thompson

She's never been the kind to refuse a horny man's offer
Always searching for Mr. Right with the big deep pockets
Now she must have hit the jackpot
Cos we don't see her around these slums anymore
Hanging with all us old bums
Just look at her now
Ms. Hot Stuff
Ms. Big Shot
Never knew
Never dreamed that she would be the one
To break on out
But we guess

Some tarts
They just get all the right breaks
Some tarts get the stars they set their gold digger sights on
Some tarts, they're just so easy
Some tarts just get lucky sometimes
Some tarts just get lucky sometimes

Now who've thought someone like him
Smart and all
Could be taken in so very easy
By her pretty blue eyes and lusty lies
It's the last thing we expected
Who'd thought that a nobody like her would go on to become
A big somebody today
Well we guess

Some tarts
They just get all the right breaks
Some tarts get the stars they set their gold digger sights on
Some tarts, they're just so damn easy
Some tarts just get lucky sometimes
Some tarts just get lucky sometimes

Some tarts
They just get all the right breaks
Some tarts get the stars they set their gold digger sights on
Oh yes, some tarts
They're just so damn easy
Some tarts just get lucky sometimes
Some tarts just get lucky sometimes
Some tarts just like her
They just
They just get lucky sometimes


(A parody of Carrie Underwood's Some Hearts/2007)