Spontaneity And Certainty, At Last, Dare I Hope, Dear Pm Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

Spontaneity and certainty, at last, dare I hope, dear PM
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
Engineers are my near and dear ones
Teachers and professors are our Tresor
And preachers who do not force God's work on one are Mon Cher
And our leader has become, as I have been led to believe, a reader of a code of conduct for me;

At last, I rejoice in the fact that I have a promise from PM Justin Trudeau
Who says he will further my career if I do not cheat on him
And he has me on tenterhooks
While I, of course, must confess that I also anticipate the state of "One look and I can hear the bells ring";

To herald this new development in my life
I thought that I would bake bread with sour cream and chives
Instead of butter
And this might add a taste of bacterial culture;

However, I did not do so
For I began to look through Non-Ideal Flow in Chemical Reaction Engineering by Octave Levenspiel
And looked at Tracer studies
And tried to fathom the logic behind Random input, Cyclic input, Step input and Pulse input in experimental methods;

It took a while
And the dynamics of the 4 studies dawned on me
And I, dear reader, am including a figure
Which will help you figure it all out if you are a smart engineer or a whizz at thought flow;

But I shall save you the mental exercise
For typically, it is a case of tubular reactors and CSTRs connected to inlet and outlet pipes for upstream and downstream sampling
Random input is a tracer injection of 1 mL/sec,5 mL/sec,3 mL/sec, etc, and there should be a diagram like white noise
Which comes out as smoothed output
Cyclic input is a tracer injection of a pumped input of the tracer
And this comes out as lesser waves of output with smaller crests and troughs, I think
Step input is a tracer injection of 1 mL increases at time = 0 to 10 mL and steadily maintained at that step input
And this comes out as a steady plateau of 1 which gradually increases to 10
Pulse input is like a lie detector output which is injected as a one-time pulse of 10 mL of tracer
And the output is a plateau followed by a rising crescendo gradually tapering off with a little rise in between;

I do hope that laurels will come my way
As will romantic and sexual thrills
With the little lacy frills of life
And nobody will stall on paycheques and publishing my work and in some cases, I mean both;

My natural breasts will heave a sigh of relief
For I was at my wit's end as to how to get a career opening
And will swell in anticipation and delight or sexual arousal
At life's promises and loving caresses;

Trust me to ruin a perfect ending
But was Cinderalla happy with Prince Charming
Or did she want a career along with eternal bliss
And also desire a liason with a protector and furtherer of her career
For as PM Justin Trudeau put it aptly after his swearing-in ceremony,
It is 2015 and time for gender parity in the federal cabinet as in all walks of life within the reach of life's logic;

However, I have become a little too solemn
And would like to say that a beautiful woman's affinity to an attractive and eligible man's spontaneity
Is what started the Adam and Eve story and is the basis of procreation
And while on the topic of male organs and the etude they play,
And the basis for which is in biology
And must be included in the eulogy of man and his speciality
For as I have confessed a few times, I had a case of chametz (unleavened bread) ,
Accompanied by some very sweet sexual play;

While on the topic of sexual spontaneity,
A girlfriend of mine says that she has a video of a nude man on the beach
When I was walking by
And he exhibited a man's reaction and I was unaware of it;

It would have probably made me really shy for I was still a virgin
But discussing the science behind it would prove to be educational
And I remind the reader that I have written an essay on The Hows and Whys of the wonder drug, Pink Viagra
Because I, since last spring, have been experiencing an orgasmic reaction
To certain stimuli, in particular, also taste and music and other factors,
And in this essay, I have looked at the scientific aspects of sexual responses
And I wonder if the response centres of the brain including hormones and neurotransmitters
Are identical in men as in women but they work in mysterious ways
And therein lies the beauty of the neural network of men and women.