Stuffy Nose Poem by Herbert Nehrlich
Stuffy Nose
Use three percent peroxide, dear
first in the nose, then in the ear.
Those nasty germs will run and scatter
and from the nostrils greenish matter
shall seek its freedom now outside,
just watch it drip and run and slide!
Remember noses don't need lube
out of a can or from a tube.
Peroxide, also used on hair
cleans out the sinuses with flair.
Cute as you are, the line does not stumble in any way! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! So there! H
Hardyharhar... Herbert Nehrlich my nose I have the urge to pick last line 'stumbles'... if you dare... cleans out the sinuse with a flair. :) Angie
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5/10/2024 3:41:45 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Well, since I'm suffering from an awful cold right now I had to read this one first (ya just gotta love Michigan winters!) Very interesting remedy for stuffy noses, never heard of this. hmmm I think I'd be afraid to try it. Fun read though! Sincerely, Mary