The 3do Poem by Randy Johnson

I remember what happened 24 years ago.
I went to Walmart and I bought a 3 D O.
The 3 D O was a video game console and it was 32 bit.
Contrary to what some believe, it wasn't a piece of shit.
It was almost as good as Sony's original Playstation.
I decided to buy the 3 D O after some condideration.
I eventually bought the original Playstation but I bought the 3 D O first.
It wasn't the greatest video game console but it certainly wasn't the worst.
It had some great games: Killing Time, Road Rash and the original Need For Speed.
But Plumbers Don't Wear Ties was so terrible that it will make your eyes bleed.
I was only twenty-four years old at the time, that was half a lifetime ago.
Panasonic, Sanyo and GoldStar were the three companies who manufactured the 3 D O.