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The Abc

Rating: 4.6

'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
And every desk was shut
When suddenly from the alphabet
Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"

Said A to B, "I don't like C;
His manners are a lack.
For all I ever see of C
Is a semi-circular back!"

"I disagree," said D to B,
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Emily Bush 13 May 2009

Spike Milligans dead deary

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Merv Heap 19 November 2009

Spike was so very erratic i guess he just forgot about some letters. After all, he was depressed for a lot of his life. True genius is never a smooth road : =(

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Kieran Allemby 30 May 2012

gd poem a very good poem writer

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Kt Not Telling U 06 May 2008

HAHAHA OMG! ! ! that's realli funny in a poetic sense. Im doing this poem 4 a project. does anyone know his email? ? ? :)

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James Alexander 03 June 2007

kinda funny. were is the m and n though.

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Dr Antony Theodore 25 November 2020

X and Y yawned sleepily, " Look at the time! " they said. " Let's all get off to beddy byes." They did, then " Z-z-z." What a kind of imagination. tony

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L Milton Hankins 11 October 2020

This poem makes so much sense! I enjoyed it very much, Spike!

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Leah R 10 August 2020

Wow all da boomers came here go away karens

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Lynn Crowther 02 April 2020

One of my favourite poems for children

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I like trains 22 January 2020

A good poem that I learned for a long time

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