Bazonka Poem by Spike Milligan


Rating: 3.4

Say Bazonka every day
That's what my grandma used to say
It keeps at bay the Asian Flu'
And both your elbows free from glue.
So say Bazonka every day
(That's what my grandma used to say)

Don't say it if your socks are dry!
Or when the sun is in your eye!
Never say it in the dark
(The word you see emits a spark)
Only say it in the day
(That's what my grandma used to say)

Young Tiny Tim took her advice
He said it once, he said it twice
he said it till the day he died
And even after that he tried
To say Bazonka! every day
Just like my grandma used to say.

Now folks around declare it's true
That every night at half past two
If you'll stand upon your head
And shout Bazonka! from your bed
You'll hear the word as clear as day
Just like my grandma used to say!

Nia Riz 06 September 2008

srsly...i agree with mj roxy.... bazonka...

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Tj Becker 07 November 2008

I am going to start each day with one of your poems. I am smiling ear to ear after only two. No better way to get going and set the mood. What a great talent you have probably the greatest gift you can share. The gift of laughter and smiles: -) A favorite you have become

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Milica Franchi De Luri 01 August 2009

Very funny and aspiring poem. I can't believe that everyone has not given it a 10.

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L M 15 June 2005

I think this poem is very funny! ! ! And..... abit random!

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AA 10 May 2022


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Hi 22 February 2021

Yep I agree Ian evans my mum watches that program

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Hi 22 February 2021

It was boring like my post if you agree

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Hi 22 February 2021

Hi everyone

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Davethe rapper 14 May 2020

Asian flu is racist

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Hi 22 February 2021

Is it how? ?

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