Spike Milligan

(16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002 / Ahmednagar)

Spike Milligan Poems

1. Emptiness 4/4/2016
2. A Combustible Woman From Thang 2/3/2015
3. Orstralia 4/1/2010
4. Scorflufus 4/1/2010
5. Standing Room Only 4/1/2010
6. Soldier Freddy 4/1/2010
7. There Are Holes In The Sky 4/1/2010
8. Pussy-Cat 1/3/2003
9. Look At All Those Monkeys! 4/1/2010
10. Omen Of Emptiness 4/1/2010
11. When I Suspected 1/1/2004
12. Summer Dawn 1/1/2004
13. In The Land Of The Bumbley Boo 4/1/2010
14. Values '67 1/3/2003
15. I'M Walking Backwards For Christmas 4/1/2010
16. Bongaloo 4/1/2010
17. Down The Stream The Swans All Glide 4/1/2010
18. Philip Le Barr 8/13/2003
19. So Fair Is She 1/3/2003
20. Porridge 1/3/2003
21. Welcome Home 1/1/2004
22. Indian Boyhood 1/3/2003
23. Maveric 1/3/2003
24. Two Children 1/3/2003
25. If I Could Write Words 4/1/2010
26. The Soldiers At Lauro 1/3/2003
27. Letters 1/3/2003
28. Goodbye S.S. 1/1/2004
29. Why? 1/3/2003
30. Oojah-Ka-Piv 1/3/2003
31. Teeth 1/3/2003
32. Eurolove 1/1/2004
33. I Must Go Down To The Sea Again 4/1/2010
34. Me 1/3/2003
35. Contagion 1/3/2003
36. Halved 1/3/2003
37. Go North, South, East, And West, Young Man 1/3/2003
38. The Dog Lovers 1/3/2003
39. The Lion 1/3/2003
40. Unto Us... 1/3/2003

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    Spike Milligan can my pee pee!

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  • Gary Kelly (3/8/2020 8:16:00 AM)

    My partner says she composed this poem about 1982/83 and sent it with other poems to a publishing house in Preston after seeing an advert in Liverpool Echo. They sent them back saying send a postal order for a sum of money which my partner could not afford at the time. She the other poems except the one that is being attributed to other authors. Can anyone advise how she pursue this further

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  • Anne Crofts (3/6/2020 6:01:00 AM)

    Very mysterious about the author of Smile. I've had it as a document on my computer since 1994, so it was definitely written before then. Whoever was the author, it's a great poem.

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  • Caroline (1/17/2020 6:01:00 PM)

    I have seen the smiling poem, I shall hunt for the link for you, does any one remember a song about " you need to keep your socks on to stop your feet from fraying at the end" Cheers

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  • Poetica (5/13/2019 8:03:00 AM)

    The poem A Smile wasn't written by Spike Milligan. It was written by a children's poet call Jez Alborough and published in a collection in 1991

    http: //jezalborough.com/club/? q=4-a-smile-from-a-stranger

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  • Susan Hebert Ajaz (5/3/2019 7:06:00 PM)

    This poem was not written by this poet. I know because I wrote it in 2004. I don't see it in his poetry list. I call it " Infectious Smiles" . (Posted by " Good Thinking" on May 3rd,2019, under Spike Milligan's name.)

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  • im sad (3/11/2019 11:34:00 AM)

    my nan is dead pls help

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Best Poem of Spike Milligan

Have A Nice Day

'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.'
'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.
'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.'
'Yes, I know, I heard you before.
Be patient dear man who is drowning,
You, see I've got a disease.
I'm waiting for a Doctor J. Browning.
So do be patient please.'
'How long, ' said the man who was drowning. 'Will it take for the Doc to arrive? '
'Not very long, ' said the man with the disease. 'Till then try staying alive.'
'Very well, ' said the man who was drowning. 'I'll try and stay afloat.
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Read the full of Have A Nice Day


There must be a wound!
No one can be this hurt
and not bleed.

How could she injure me so?
No marks
No bruise

People say 'My, you're looking well'
.....God help me!
She's mummified me -

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