The Blind Date Poem by Herbert Nehrlich
The Blind Date
A bachelor, without a mate
had tried to find himself a date.
At last, when nothing went his way
he closed his eyes, began to pray.
And see, the Lord took instant pity
on this young fellow from the city.
The date he promised him was blind
though, when you're lonely, you don't mind
he heard the name, it was Sweetlips
and visualised round boobs and hips,
at last he'd get himself a dish.
The date turned out to be a fish.
I dread to think what was for pudding. Would we find out where the expression 'like kissing a wet fish' came from if you continued the tale? Hilarious H. t x
Has this poem been written juz to bring on a smile on the face of someone who reads it....cuz it brought one on my face.nice presentation of things. Ashish.
The truth revealed in a blind date, but not all should matter bout looks, how was the heart? Funny little write!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/18/2024 11:32:49 PM # 1.0.0.1119
You are too funny and this is a new reason for never, ever go on a blind date....Never have, never will...........with a fish, yucky! great write.......marci. :)