The Following People Should Just Go Ahead And Kill Themselves Poem by Ramona Thompson

The Following People Should Just Go Ahead And Kill Themselves



Inspired by some very sick and twisted comments I have seen lately on the web I wrote this piece in hopes that the people who have said or even through these things would see just how stupid they sound.

Here's hoping you all get some help and fast!

1. O.J. Simpson-

Reason-Are you kidding me? This guy has got nothing and no one left to live for. Why not just get it over with already and spare the tax payers some money? You know he's gonna be found guilty and put to death for some crime anyway one day. Right?

2. Paris Hilton-

Reason-Like it would be so hot and make tons of headlines. Plus on the big plus side the world would have one less spoiled, selfish little rich bitch to worry about.

3. Bob Barker-

Reason-He's lived long enough already, ain't gonna be nothing more then a has been after leaving The Price Is Right, and I don't know about you but I am damn sick of his going on about taking care of pets and the pet population.

4. President Bush-

Reason-Hell, everybody knows the man needs a higher approval rating from the public and an act like this would surely give him his highest one ever.

5. Linsdey Lohan-

Reason-God only knows she's gonna get drunk, crash and burn anyway one day. So why not save herself and us all those super embrassing headlines and get it over with already in a less public and far more dignified way?

6. Courtney Love-

Reason-She killed her husband. The sooner the bitch burns for it the better. Enough said.

7. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie-

Reason-This pair cheated and broke poor Jennifer Anison's heart. They deserve no less than the very worse life has to offer. Again enough said.

8. Rosie O' Donnell-

Reason-Really do we need to list the reasons why no one would be sad to see this loud mouth lesbian monster go? I think not.

9. Donald Trump-

Reason-One less money hungry, power mad, skirt chasing freak show in the world would surely mean we could all sleep just a little bit better at night. Don't ya think?

10. Britney Spears-

Reason-That awful and I do mean awful VMA performance. In a word. Yikes!

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