Spock the Vegan

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The Idiot And The Moron - Poem by Spock the Vegan

Two brothers were arguing
I know not what about
One called the other an idiot
The other had no doubt
that he couldn't top that so he called
the first a moron, a strategy I recon
The first replied again "you're an idiot"
"You're a moron" said the second
This went on until the first
turned red and nearly burst
and said "You idiot, an idiot is stupider than a moron"
"But a moron doesn't know that" the second cursed

Topic(s) of this poem: idiocy, life, humor, humour, brother, family, fighting

Form: Verse


Comments about The Idiot And The Moron by Spock the Vegan

  • Kim Barney (12/22/2015 9:36:00 PM)


    When I was a kid, we had the Little Moron jokes.
    Why did the little moron do this? or Why did the little moron do that?
    Why did the little moron take a ladder to the saloon?
    Because he heard the drinks were on the house. (and many other stupid jokes of that nature)
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    Spock The Vegan (10/24/2016 1:41:00 PM)

    I remember them. Now they are replaced with blonde jokes.

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  • (11/12/2015 8:55:00 AM)


    Funny poem! It reminds me of my brothers! (Report) Reply

    Spock The Vegan (10/24/2016 1:30:00 PM)

    Thanks. I suppose all brothers do similar things. Sisters.....?

  • Kim Barney (11/8/2015 5:44:00 PM)


    Funny. Reminds me of my poem THE UGLY BROTHER, except that in that case the brothers were arguing about who was the uglier. (Report) Reply

    Spock The Vegan (10/24/2016 1:27:00 PM)

    I read that one, It was great. Now who's funnier, you or me?

  • (11/2/2015 2:51:00 PM)


    What a funny poem. It brought a smile on this dismal day. (Report) Reply

    Spock The Vegan (10/24/2016 1:25:00 PM)

    Glad I could brighten your day.

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, October 31, 2015

Poem Edited: Sunday, December 20, 2015


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