The Key To A Blissful Marriage! Poem by Michael Gale

Arguments tend to be so demanding, The wife
thinks she is always right, and is remarkably
forthright and commanding! When asked am i
fat? don't let an affirmative response
fastly escape your lips, Instead say a lie
(that's a big one that's fat!) and that's
my free advice or many free tips!
We as husbands, are always right, But
when the wife thinks we are wrong, we argue
and fight! For all peaceful conclusions
to arrive, Lets say we are both wrong and
keep our marriage alive! Apologize once
in a while, Making peace is the answer, this
fact is true, there is no denial!
It does'nt hurt to make her think she
is right all of the time, Just hope she
does'nt find out, and that someone else
does'nt dropp the dime!


2006 Michael Jeffrey Gale