ToddMichael St. Pierre

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The Maggots In My Meatloaf - Poem by ToddMichael St. Pierre

The maggots in my meatloaf,
Often cause me too much strife.
They take advantage of me,
And they need to get a life!
The fattest one he asked me...
'May I have a piece of ham?
Will you make some fish and chips?
Or a little leg of lamb? '
The skinny one she asked me...
'Could you spare a yummy yam?
Do you have extra ketchup?
Are you out of red plum jam? '
The maggots in my meatloaf,
They sure have a lot of nerve!
I don't mind if they eat here...

But my kitchen is SELF-SERVE! ! !


Comments about The Maggots In My Meatloaf by ToddMichael St. Pierre

  • (1/12/2007 2:38:00 PM)

    OH YUM, this made me so hungry! (Report)Reply

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  • (12/20/2006 4:44:00 PM)

    like my nephew would say 'sweet, this rocks! ' (Report)Reply

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  • (12/20/2006 4:01:00 PM)

    i think you are the King of Gross, and that's a compliment (Report)Reply

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  • (12/19/2006 8:39:00 PM)

    Fabulously nasty... You are GOOD! (Report)Reply

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  • (11/20/2006 7:23:00 PM)

    Hahahahahahaha! ! Ewwwwwwwwwwww! ! ! ! Maggots! ! ! Cute poem!
    Hugs,
    Dee
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Poem Submitted: Monday, November 20, 2006

Poem Edited: Wednesday, November 24, 2010


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