The Saucy Sexy Smart Me V Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

The Saucy Sexy Smart Me V
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
I watched a bit of the NHL All Star Game last night
And I heard Brett Hull, the coach of the Pacific division
(The Great One, Wayne Gretzky was coaching the Central division) ,
Say to a player, "I call you 7-11 because you are always open"
What is it about 7-11 that is intriguing apart from the fact that
They have catchy advertisements and figure in songs
Both 7 and 11 are prime numbers and both are odd numbers
Meaning the odds are in your favour if you happen to swing by the store;

The smart me who is feeling left out by now says
For she figures last in her own self-esteem and reckoning
Says that it is an interesting fact that all prime numbers except for 2
Are odd numbers and it is a nonentity but there are negative primes
Which don't fit the description in a way for it you divide by the number itself,
It becomes a positive number
And in real life, the other party has this scenario
For if I were to spend a 7 in a 7-11 or Circle K store,
And divide this by -7, then the store has a positive 7
Interestingly enough, I spent a $7.99 + tax on a bunch of beautiful hyacinths
All white for the magical snow that surrounds us
While the flowers are stunning
The green makes a beautiful backdrop through the transparency of the glass in the vase;

The sexy me, in the eternal hope that she is going to
Make a conquest of men who are possible career enhancers
Says, I am going to try on a 20 minute mask which came from an
Alas! Persistent seller from a Swiss manufacturer
And emerge all glowing and glamourous
And luminous and effervescent
In the sanctuary of my solitude for my bathrobe
Reveals more than it conceals;

But the saucy me has this truant thought
That would it not be uncomfortable if all men
Began to swear undying affection for me
For it would put me in a spot being a married woman
But it is every woman's dream to be the woman of the dreams
Of every eligible and handsome man
But beware if the leg thing happens from too many admirers
For it results in a zero in actual follow-up on the invitations,
Inviting from some and not unpleasant from others;

I come to my familiar refrain,
Please publish and pay me
And fund me for my small business projects, PM Justin Trudeau,
For being a feminist, you must appreciate the
Smart, Sexy and Saucy me
For you had some value for the Sexaholic Shopaholic Wokaholic in me.