The Smart Sexy Saucy Me Viii Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

The Smart Sexy Saucy Me - VIII
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
The Face off in the Australian Cup in the quarter finals is on this afternoon Aussie time
A match which has to have one worsted in the duel of tennis rackets
They fight to win and eventually the Aussie Cup
If Nolan's serve is a treasure trove
Roger's beautiful strokes apply a brake on Nolan's ferocity
I do hope that the game is as intense as the Wimbledon Championship men's final
Roger's tennis is flawless while Nolan gives as good as he gets
But he has a tendency to make contact with the ground when he returns a difficult shot
Which I was told in my tennis course at Arizona State University, is a violation of tennis rules
However, he makes up for this by playing like a winner
May the best man win;

The smart me also says that Canada is a feminist nation because
Of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms
That grants every citizen and landed immigrant
The right to earn a livelihood
Let it be noted that PM Justin Trudeau has taken it to new heights
By granting equal pay for equal work for women in the government;

The sexy me earlier this evening, picked up two satin roses with tall stems
Which embellishes the crystal vase in my work room
The vase is full of Spartan boughs that have a stark simplicity to them
And a determination to build on hopes and cherished dreams
It has other flowers made of satin and wood and even dry flowers
To add flavour, finesse and fortune to its owner
And my sexy self revels in the presence of the hydrangea sitting close by on a ceramic plate
The hydrangea overflows from the fenced in structure that holds it
And is placed on the heater at an elevated angle;

The saucy me did buy an Icelandic yogurt bar made of blackberries, blueberries and cherries
If blackberries speak of merry ways
Blueberries bespeak of no worries, hakunamatata,
Cherries tell of Perry's Handbook of Chemical engineers
And the sheer engineering data included in the book
Makes for analytical analysis of the superiority of the zeolites used in my lab experiments
And in the setting up of a pilot plant
For in the case of the former, I collected experimental data
Which resulted in a patent for the two gentlemen involved,
One a supervisor and the other, the visionary of the experiments,
I have done a lot of other laboratory experiments which calculated such data
That has made my saucy self for I have a shade of mischievous impudence
For the smart and sexy me predominate in my professional life.