Shaun Cronick


The Spammer And The Genie Magic Lamp - Poem by Shaun Cronick

Do you want to earn thousands of pounds or dollars,
Simply by sitting on your arse doing absolutely nothing?
Of course you do.
What you need is a magic lamp.
A bona-fide Genie Magic Lamp.
From the Holy Land.
Made from 24 karat gold encrusted
With diamonds bigger than the Star Of India.
And instead of a miserly 3 wishes,
You'll get a mind blowing 33!
And I have one for sale.
In fact I have over 27,000 for sale
But,
There's always a but isn't there.
You first need to send me 575 pounds or 745 dollars.
To me at Grabit, Snatchit and Flybynight and Ripoff.com.
Trust me,
These magic lamps,
Will make you rich.
So don't delay.
I also have London Bridge for sale.

Topic(s) of this poem: fun, satire


Comments about The Spammer And The Genie Magic Lamp by Shaun Cronick

  • Tom Allport (2/13/2020 7:48:00 AM)

    A good Imaginative write......PS how much is London Bridge? (Report)Reply

    Shaun CronickShaun Cronick(2/13/2020 6:59:00 PM)

    Thanks Tom glad you enjoyed reading it.
    Just poking fun at the amount of silly spammers on this site and their wares.
    On the London Bridge matter...How much have you got in your bank account?

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Poem Edited: Wednesday, February 12, 2020


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