The Subscriber Cannot Be Reached Poem by Bernard F. Asuncion

The subscriber cannot be reached,
For the network has no signal;
Let the indicator increase,
So the talk stays sweet as usual.

The subscriber cannot be reached,
Because the cellphone is shut down;
Allow the power to resume,
As the call is not dull or brown.

The subscriber cannot be reached,
Because the battery is low;
Never think it's unattended,
Let your patience steadily grow.

The subscriber cannot be reached,
Because the mode is in silence;
The receiver is in slumber,
Free of noise and sans violence.

The number's not yet in service,
While the policy is not breached;
It's out of coverage area,
The subscriber cannot be reached.