She says she will
if I will.
“So...strip! ”
she teasingly appeals to me.
“No, not like a man
...like a woman! ”
“Use my things! ”
“You’re kidding? ”
“I kid you not
...kiddo! ”
So I succumb.
Playfully she
pats my bum.
“Go for it babeeeee! ”
“Do yer thang! ”
Rather unsurely
I bump & grind
to Henry Mancini
as she grins
keeping the giggles in.
I reclining
so seductively on the chaise lounge
flash her
a smile
the more naked
I get
toss stockings
& garters
at her unsuppressed laughter.
“Yeah...yeah...funeee! ”
Down now to nothing
but a pasty & a G-string
hypnotise her
with some nifty
tassel twirling
she rolls about
hysterically on the floor
screaming: “More...more! ”
Shyly I coyly cover
my modesty
with the last item
of clothing.
“Oh, love!
You’re the funniest thing
I’ve ever seen! ”
“I admire the sheer effort
& the gusto
you put into it
and how you pulled it off
but...”
“...you just
haven’t got the tits
(& other bits)
necessary for it! ”
“Nice try...boy! ”
“Here, let me show you...how! ”
She shows me
(wow!) how!
And how!
“See...? ”
she says
“There is nothing
...like the real thing! ”
Me relieved that it is me
no longer
gasp hoarsely
“Couldn’t... agree...more! ”
Ha ha...now this is a teaser and as funny and tasty a love poem as you can get without taking off all one's clothes. I read this as I came out of the bath and all my wobbly bits shook with mirth and blushed! I love the way you strip off the different layers of your mind and the who of how you are to be stripped down to an honesty and openness that is a delight to encounter. A man prepared to laugh at himself and subvert the rules of gender and have fun whilst doing it is...alright by me! Tantalising stuff indeed! Your poems are always the full Monty! love Dee Dee
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Bravo... excellent little tale... you're a man much after my own attitudes when it comes to fun between the sexes. Excellent indeed.