This Kimchi Is Out Of This World Poem by Joe Rosochacki

If goes well, April 8th is going to be a historical mark in the human race,
(No, not me, though I was born on April 8th 1954) ,
But on this day a South Korean astronaut, literally a Seoul Brother,
Ko San,
Will lift off from Russia with Kimchi;
He will go into the annals of space exploration.
I know what you're thinking,
-he is not physically lifting off,
and he is going to be in a SOYuz rocket.
However, the kimchi will be out of this world literally.
But before that there was only Tang,
freeze dried Ice Cream,
Which was not very creamy;
freeze dried MRE's, meals ready to eat,
But not Pickled Cabbage and garlic with flaked hot peppers,
Yum! Not, jeuk suk yum so bok um, (Korean goat stew)
(But I heard that the mature astronauts eat it for docking with their favorite space station) .
(see observation Lust in Space)
The kimchi had been treated for any problems that can develop in outer space,
Not inner space,
I hope that he takes BEANO.
Because the international space station is confined space,
Oh-oh trouble maybe lurking, beyond the event horizon.
If Ko Sun releases his gaseous nebula, then when his fellow astronauts survive,
His team will have boldly gone to no where man has gone before.

(2-27-2008)