'Too Much Poop! ' Poem by Linda Winchell

When we are little and make toliets first poo, poo
are parents celebrate over our great achievement.
But when we're older and a poo, poo we make
our children place us in diapers, because our poo, poo's mistake!

Why then give us laxatives so that we can poo, poo move?
Where now we have not control, of those poo, poo's not approved.
So of the money you spend, on those diapers Depends
Could be saved on those poo, poo's not moved.