'Too Many Game Shows' Poem by Linda Winchell

There are too many game shows on the air today
some of them show human stupidity
in such a non-productive way.

'Hole in the wall', is one I've viewed
wouldn't be caught there dead if I were you.
Doesn't anyone have more productive things to show?
or more creative fun places they want to go?

Then you've got your.'Wife Swap'
now that's a horse of a different color!
I haven't seen any one I'd take home
they all go willy wonkas on each another!

Bring back the game shows that made some sense
like, 'What's My Line, or 'Let's make a deal! '
Now these were shows you could sink your teeth in
they were the real deal!

But I do like, 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'
And, Are you smarter than a fifth grader.'
I can't believe how much I miss on both
And there are other shows that come on much later.

Well I guess I'd better hit the books
because I've entered into one.
I'll see you on T.V. land, I'm off to have some fun!