Alison Cassidy

Rookie (6th August,1945 / Melbourne, Australia)

! ! ! Trading On E-Bay - Poem by Alison Cassidy

Rows and rows of tiny heels
teetered in pairs
on the dolls house shelves.
So she was a collector.

She was not what I expected.
Dressing gowned and ugly
(a botched face job, perhaps?)
with a small dog squirming under her arm.

The curtains were drawn.
The television flickered
in the summer heat.
She didn't turn it off.

An exercise machine
sat unwrapped by the coffee table.
'I must lose weight -
but with my bladder condition? '

I showed her the boots
worn once for my son's wedding
They were crimson – Italian suede.
'I'll take $350 for them'.

'The photos don't do them justice.
They're gorgeous - perfect.'
Her voice trembled as she
forced a fat foot into the high arch.

'They're too bloody small!
I knew they would be.
It's this bloody weight.
Can't seem to shift it.'

Where would she wear them, I wondered -
these four inch pedestals of podalic grace?
Then I noticed the long fake nails
that sprouted from her hands.

Comments about ! ! ! Trading On E-Bay by Alison Cassidy

  • (3/31/2010 3:15:00 PM)

    My wife advertised a pair of shoes on Craigslist, and was surprised to get a reply from a fellow who has a fetish for used women's shoes... I think, 'a sale is a sale', but she's too creeped out to call him. Wonderfully observative poem, btw! -chuck (Report) Reply

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  • (1/24/2010 10:01:00 PM)

    An exceptional pen portrait for your gallery.
    This one is very poignant.10, of course.


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  • Indira Renganathan (1/22/2010 12:50:00 AM)

    A description on a fashion parade....interesting..10 (Report) Reply

  • (1/16/2010 6:57:00 AM)

    Nicely told, Allie! Bet you looked great though, as a killer mum!

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  • Ramesh T A (1/16/2010 6:44:00 AM)

    Crazy fashion is killing many funny poeple's minds! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, January 16, 2010

Poem Edited: Saturday, January 16, 2010

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