Traffic Poem by Darlene Walsh

this is from a couple of years ago: Driving Freedom [honk...Hooonk! ! ].......[independent Driver's Thoughts; Humor/Humour] - Poem by Bri Edwards Autoplay next video Honk! Honk! Hooonk! ! Yes indeed, I just love to blow my horn; it’s part of Driving Freedom..... the most fun I’ve had since being born. But some people are such killjoys. Over “rules” their minds do linger. In response to their “rules”..... and their dirty looks, I raise my middle finger! If I want to spin my wheels till they smoke, so what? Forget “air pollution”. If I can’t have freedom on the roads, why’d we fight The American Revolution? Yeah, I’m driving in the left lane of a two lane road. (it’s practice) Who’s caring? When I visit Dublin this Fall I plan to drive; I don’t want those Knuckleheads staring. And I never use my turn signals..... so stay out of my way, Stupid! Otherwise I may pretend you’re a Heart, and I’ll pretend I’m Cupid. I guess by now you’ve gotten the idea. It’s MY road to drive....AS I PLEASE. And rest assured, if I were Captain of a ship..... I would rule the Seas! bri Edwards

to MyPoemList also :) bri

I ALMOST couldn’t write a better one! favorite lines: “I'll fly over a lane without a blinker When you see me coming, move you stinker” and “Get in my way and you'll feel my wrath With my hot coffee I'll give you a bath And when the police bring me to a halt I will prove that it all was your fault” ………but I know you aren’t so mean as to fling hot coffee! right? “toons” …. I find definitions of 1-‘cartoons’ and 2- an Asian tree and its wood or did you mean “tunes”, as from radio, or cd player? yes, I’ll save this to submit to my/our July’s showcase on my PH site. thanks. bri :)

This is hilarious. I have driven in New Hampshire and Massachusetts so I know exactly what you mean about driving habits on the eastern seaboard. But this was years ago, and since, I have encountered these scary driving techniques in many parts of the country, so I guess the virus is spreading. Loved reading this!