Spock the Vegan
Two Wongs Don't Make A Wright - Poem by Spock the Vegan
Mr. Hing climbed over a garden wall.
It was easy ‘cause he was very tall.
But he caught his pants on a garden rung
and almost changed his name to Mr. Hung.
Mrs. Wong was on the other side.
"I need help" Hing did confide.
"OK" said Mrs. Wong, as she rang a gong.
Out of the back came Mr. Wong.
He was a Sumo wrestler wearing a thong.
"How can we help you? " asked Mr. Wong.
"You can't" said Hing, "I need Mr. Wright.
He's a lawyer, and I'm in a dreadful plight."
"You sure are, you're in the yard of Wong,
and trespassing as you did is very wrong."
So if YOU are ever in such a plight,
Remember two Wongs don't make a Wright.
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