Spock the Vegan

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Two Wongs Don't Make A Wright - Poem by Spock the Vegan

Mr. Hing climbed over a garden wall.
It was easy ‘cause he was very tall.
But he caught his pants on a garden rung
and almost changed his name to Mr. Hung.

Mrs. Wong was on the other side.
"I need help" Hing did confide.
"OK" said Mrs. Wong, as she rang a gong.
Out of the back came Mr. Wong.

He was a Sumo wrestler wearing a thong.
"How can we help you? " asked Mr. Wong.
"You can't" said Hing, "I need Mr. Wright.
He's a lawyer, and I'm in a dreadful plight."

"You sure are, you're in the yard of Wong,
and trespassing as you did is very wrong."
So if YOU are ever in such a plight,
Remember two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Topic(s) of this poem: crime, garden, humor, humour, wrong vs. right

Form: Couplet


Comments about Two Wongs Don't Make A Wright by Spock the Vegan

  • Rajnish Manga (10/28/2016 11:51:00 PM)


    I am glad to enjoy reading it yet again with my morning tea. I don't know whether it is wright or wrong. Thanks. Happy Diwali & Best wishes. (Report) Reply

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  • (1/19/2016 7:58:00 AM)


    An enjoyable read. The rhythm and rhyming are excellent, the humour fantastic. Well done, Spock. (Report) Reply

    Spock The Vegan Spock The Vegan (10/28/2016 2:23:00 PM)

    Thanks very much. My pleasure.

  • (11/21/2015 1:43:00 PM)


    Very clever. Thank you. (Report) Reply

    Spock The Vegan Spock The Vegan (10/28/2016 2:22:00 PM)

    And I thank you too. Live long and prosper.

  • Mohammed Asim Nehal (11/18/2015 11:33:00 AM)


    Ha ha ha..humorous poem indeed.........Enjoyable 100 on 10 for this poem. (Report) Reply

    Spock The Vegan Spock The Vegan (10/28/2016 2:21:00 PM)

    Thank you Mohammed. I appreciate your vote and kind remarks.

  • Kim Barney (11/16/2015 5:30:00 PM)


    Very funny. One of favorite jokes goes like this (and you have to tell it, not write it, to really make it work) :
    If two wrongs, don't make a right, what do two Wrights make?
    answer: An airplane.
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    Spock The Vegan Spock The Vegan (10/28/2016 2:20:00 PM)

    Thanks for your support Kim. You can be an inspiration with your poems.

  • Rajnish Manga (11/15/2015 12:03:00 AM)


    I have not seen since long such a wonderful poem loaded with so much humour and laughter right from its title to the last line. Thank you very much. (Report) Reply

    Spock The Vegan Spock The Vegan (10/28/2016 2:11:00 PM)

    Thank you too Rajnish for your comment and support.

  • (11/14/2015 11:07:00 PM)


    Very clever play on words.
    Nicely written, nicely rhymed,
    Like the children's Mother Gosses,
    Clever lines here you will find,
    That may even blow your mind
    (Report) Reply

    Spock The Vegan Spock The Vegan (10/28/2016 2:09:00 PM)

    Thanks very much Sandra. I appreciate your comment and poem.

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, November 14, 2015

Poem Edited: Sunday, December 20, 2015


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