Vish Khopra विषखोपड़ाand Akhtar Jawad In Paradise Poem by Ravi Kopra

Like Pakis and Indians, in Jannat they're neighbors
But every night Akhtar's virgins sneak into Vish Khopra's विषखोपड़ा harem
When he asks them why, they reply: You body smells of dead cows, camels, goats, sheep
(that's what you eat)and your breath stinks of hookah you smoke constantly
Vish Khopra is a vegetarian, his harem is fresh, fragrant with flowers
And moreover, unike you, every night in bed he sends us to 7th heaven!