Wabbits Poem by Simon Gowen

If you could see my garden
You’d really think it funny
Cos all around are hutches filled
With every kind of Bunny.

I’ve got moms and dads and babies
To the professional thats “Kits”
And yes I know with all those pets
You get a lot of sh....mess!

So if you want a pet that,
Would love for you to stroke it,
I’ll sell you a Californian
And a male one to poke it!

In just one year you’ll also have
A garden just like mine
And like me you’ll be cleaning, feeding
Petting all the time!

They’re better than a husband
They will not give you grief,
They’ll be your friend for ever
For a single lettuce leaf!

I wrote this for a friend of mine who breeds rabbits of all shapes and sizes.