We Love Each Other Because Poem by Ravi Kopra

We love each other because
we are so compatible -

We both are so dull, so morose
Nobody wants to be our friend

We both are so private
We love to keep our privates private

We are so sad, so miserable, so shunned
All day we sulk, we never talk to anyone

When someone invites us by mistake
We finish all their food, d'oeuvres in haste

We both are ill read and nerds
More boring than anyone has ever heard

We both go to Church every Sunday
We know of world what Bible says

That God made the world in seven days
And made Adam and Eve in mysterious ways

That Adam lusted for Eve after eating an apple
That's why lusty men love eating apples everyday

We both are so germ phobic
We shake hands with no one

We never make love, sleep in separate beds
Afraid our genitalia will be infested with germs

We always prayed to God to give us children
God never granted the immaculate conception

We both sometimes wonder about Jesus a little
He's the only one born of such a conception

When to mullahs we tell this story of conception
They laugh, they make fun of our foolish perception

We eat breakfast, lunch, dinner, we drink coke and coffee
We sleep, we pee, we defecate, nothing else is there to do

So lucky we are both, we bother no body, no body bothers us
So happy and peaceful we are, God has blessed us once for all