'' We Must Obey Their Every Command '' Poem by Bri Mar

I bought my wife some shoes today,
I thought she’d be impressed,
All it did was cause affray,
Now I feel quite distressed.

She said you just can’t buy shoes alone,
They need to go with a bag,
I told her I didn’t like her Tone,
My patience was beginning to flag.

The bag and the shoes had to match the dress,
As well as her underwear,
What she meant was anyone’s guess,
To be honest I just didn’t care.

Then she claimed she needed a jacket,
To match all the other gear,
I said I’d need to be in the high tax bracket,
Her behaviour was very austere.

Then came the need for her hair to match,
Everything she had now bought,
The nails and eyelashes they’d have to attach,
My finances were getting very taut.

Then came the make up she said it refines,
That cost a shed load of money,
She said they're caused by laughter lines,
I replied there’s nothing in life that funny.

Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse,
In tears she said this was the end,
Why? the bag didn’t match her purse,
She was driving me round the bend.

Ten hours later she was ready to go,
But outside she got caught in the rain,
She said it’s my duty to let you know,
I’ll have to start all over again.

Male domination is their greatest con,
It’s a fantasy they have created,
One day the truth will finally dawn,
It’s with an alien you have been mated.

Women live in a world of their own,
They are creatures we don’t understand,
Throughout our history it has been shown,

‘’ We Must Obey Their Every Command ‘’