Wes Vogler The Poet (Limerick) Poem by Spock the Vegan

There's a man by the name of Wes Vogler Whose great talents should not be looked over The limericks he posts Are the ones I like most Too bad nothing else rhymes with over My apologies for not making this better.... Aside from clover and rover there are no more true rhymes. Let's see some more though. In honor of our great limerick master Wes

You have hit it right on the button. For limericks, Wes is a glutton. In order to beat him, You really must cheat him. We other guys just don't know nuttin'.

Yes, it's nice to see Wesley is prized But his lim'ricks are still ill-advised Hammered and shaped Leaves the joke raped And the poor reader, demoralized.

Mike: ogler is a rhyme for Vogler Which is very apt I am a leg man

You got me nailed I DO write them too quickly Now where is that complementary limerick? Did you shed a tear when Leonard died? I have been shredded pretty badly lately by some of our lesser lights and cry myself to sleep nightly.

A limerick should follow few guidelines rhyme scheme, the largest of the confines Like a master of chess The word Svengali, Wes Is sharper than eighty porcupines Good one, Spock. A limerick should be bawdy, maybe a little irreverent and or goofy. The syllable count was a little off, but it did not effect the flow.