- My dinner’s stolen, help!
_______________________- Why?
- You must…
____________- Sorry, Sir. What am I?
A guard?
___________- No. Yet your sign says,
“Watch your Hat and Coat”.
_________________________- Yes.
- What about dinners? Oh!
I was looking at my coat
When a thief stole my veal!
- I see, by the way, Sir, your bill.
- What bill?
___________- For your dinner.
__________________________- Waiter,
And you have the cheek to say that
The bill’s mine! ! ! In your café
Thieves steal, and clients must pay!
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