Who Killed Randy? Poem by D.N. Rebb

Who Killed Randy?

Rating: 5.0

Politically incorrect,
Sexist jokes
Lacking a bit of self -respect,
Harmless hoax

Raunchy drunk humor,
So very noncurrent
A bit of a social loser
Somebody up for his tyrants?

Can anyone tell me, who killed Randy?
Was he not retrogressively trendy?

Loud mouth,
And dirty antics
Lacking any couth
With wisecracks, a bit graphic

Juvenile racy pranks
Such a risky comrade
Leaving you with laughing cramps
You knew when you were had

Does anyone know, who killed Randy?
Was he not retrogressively trendy?

A little naughty,
Spirited soul
A mouth, so potty,
And foul

At times, a bit ballsy,
Blunt and bold,
With just a hint of saucy
A warning, you'd been told

Still would like to know, who killed Randy?
Was he not retrogressively trendy?

Tasteless and trashy,
Vulgar mouth
A bit wacky,
To tell you the truth

Has anyone recently asked?
As he's still missed at times
Raise an honorary flask,
He vanished, leaving no signs

Who killed Randy?

Thursday, October 5, 2023
Topic(s) of this poem: humor,warning
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Randy is fictional. Randy is from the old boys club. Modern culture has killed off the old boys club. Hence, Randy is dead. (Randy is also my old alter-ego, and I miss him at times)
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Richard Wlodarski 05 October 2023

Well, in that case...Randy is very much alive! I can think of several politicians that perfectly fit into Randy's mould!

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