You Poked Me Poem by Phil Soar

You made me laugh
You made me cry
The night you poked me in the eye
I cried out loud
Was in some pain
So you poked me in the eye again

Your were a quite sadistic man
Enjoying people's pain
So I reversed the process
And drove you quite insane

I placed an egg into your bed
Along with toast and jelly
And when you tried to go to sleep
You got it on your belly

And by the time I'd finished
serving up my sweet revenge
You were madder than those people
Who dance around stonehenge