Aggravation Poems

Such aggravation
Thorn in the flesh, very painful
Need to use tweezers!
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Meandering abroad in the Lincolnshire meadows day
Day and day a month perhaps, lying at night lonely,
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F the pigs and the vultures
that try to break up our cultures.
Always start'n altercations
with all the rezervations
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He had the dream,
to hear the screams,
of a million aching men.
He sold himself with rhetoric,
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And-'Yonder look! yoho! yoho!
Nancy is off!' the farmer cried,
Advancing by the river side,
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Sosehr sein Ende mich bewegt,
Ich durft' es anders nicht vermelden. -
Er stirbt - denn tragisch angelegt
War der Charakter dieses Helden.
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Guess what, it’s hair-day O Lord, this week is over,
No more time to count beautiful four leaf clovers.
Perhaps Aunt Mar will initiate the dastardly deed,
Hugged unflinchingly between her legs, useless to plead..
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I see it in your face -
Too many unslept hours,
Forgotten, unpicked flowers -
When will you stop?
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I'd love to submit a poem....
Hell, I'd like to SEE a poem....
But the Skypes have arrived...
And on poems they thrive....
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why do couples often fight?
mostly to convey...
'I am the one who is right'
its a pleasure to have the last word
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Vacant hours increase with excuses
You have so much to do; that’s what you say…
Can’t spare any length of time like you use to do
What’s the inspiration for your new cologne spray?
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THUS they, with freaks of proud delight,
Beguile the remnant of the night;
And many a snatch of jovial song
Regales them as they wind along;
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Hello my dear friends,
I would never deceive,
Democracy one defends,
Do not let me grieve,
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Fertilized with a dose of aggravation,
And watered with a little touch of gall,
Her lawn has sprouted warning signs to tell
The neighbor children and passing dog walkers
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Come fast

It is good to be vocal
Make attack frontal
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Yes, let me tell of Jennet, my last child;
In her the charms of all the rest ran wild,
And sprouted as they pleased. Still by my side,
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It didn’t take vary long,
For like to turn to frustration.
Then frustration to anger.
Then anger to hate.
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Dear Mrs Williams


I regret to inform you of.......The Minister's statement about
The death of your son............His involvement in the Afghan war is
A terrible tragedy...............Made worse
Knowing it was...................Due to
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What wonderful friendship would be a nice
stalemate if you hated me and I hated you;
the way you treat me as your punching bag
yet help me with all the usual domestic duties
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Out of brilliance sprouts sensitivity
Feeding on details is its proclivity
Occasional distortions spawn bacterial suspicion
Fear of weakness, makes it overprotective of derision
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In aggravation, he recoiled,
It's gone to seed,
Ideas thwarted, progress spoiled
Irritated beyond repair,
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Belligerents have come to aggravation.
Tenacity of decency to show
is not the way for causing altercation,
Though we are silent - it's a latent brawl
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You've gotta cool down,
Ire lets your guard down,
Despite the aggravation,
If you switch to speculation,
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an ill exhumer in violation
the moon and stars are only witnesses
for the crimes in further aggravation
dead bodies mutilated to pieces
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Last night I fell apart
You consulted the schematic but no dice
The individual pieces wouldn't fit together again
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Whom it strikes down, markedly seen
To be bearing up well in!
Our hapless youth, pre-disposed with
Excess of brightness of being.
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Going silently through life, doing what's right at every
turn, being bombarded with all kinds of immoral and un-
ethical morons with no values or sense of responsibility.
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I'm dropping bombs like rain
On anyone who gets in my way

The metronome of my impatience
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