Ramona Thompson Poems

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31.
Cinderella

Dreaming
Every night
About holding you
In my arms
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32.
I Would Love To Give Lukas Rossi A Blowjob

Down on my knees
So very eager
Wet and willing to please
All night long
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33.
Nobody Loves Me

My family
All backs turned againest me
My friends
One by one
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34.
Dissociative Identity Disorder

Don't know what's happening to me
I'm missing huge chunks of time and sometimes I hear a voice
Surely this can't be real
Splitting into two different verisons of yourself just does not happen
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35.
A Beatle's Revenge

Help me if you can
She wants alimony
Oh honey I think I'm gonna wind up brokey
Worse then when John married Yoko
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36.
16 And Pregnant

A dark rewrite of Skid Row's 18 and Life

Wonder sometimes when I'm all alone at night
Will it be a girl or will be a boy?
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37.
Global Warming

Going going and maybe soon to be all gone
Lost control long ago now we must do all that we can do try and save what is left before it's too late
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38.
One Perfect Woman For One Perfect Man

Out there somewhere
I know
My dream waits for me
A true and honest love like no other
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39.
Gay Man

Rewrite of Cher's classic song, Main Man

Written by me, a straight woman trying to capture a gay man's point of view
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40.
A Ghetto Christmas

A Jerry Springer inspired parody of the Christmas classic, Let It Snow

Oh, the streets outside are frightful
But my darling with your charms so delightful
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