Welcome To IHOP


Welcome

to breakfast:

at the International House of Politics,

where your war “questions, ”

are democratically answered,

with French Toast and republican prayers.

Here, the waitress is well armed,

with combat footage

from Afghanistan & Iraq,

while the 'breakfast special'

of grits, is globally warmed,

for retired Generals, lobbying on CNN,

for more syrup/no pancakes,

to weaker nations sucker-punched