Ted Sheridan Poems

She smiled.....
refreshing her thoughts
of what it was
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She is a lovely girl turned woman
Beautiful inside and curved outside
Like the hood ornament on a 1953 Buick
She loves to give chocolates and flowers
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My lovely wife gave me a Father's Day card this morning
Because she knows our daughter will probably forget Dad
....unless she needs some money for gas
The card was hand made with a picture on the front
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I went site shopping today for some poems to suit my fancy
Aisle one was filled with poems about love or on love
Top bottom missionary style poems with little sex
Or too much sex albeit highly unlikely enough to satisfy
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When a car is good, you know it
and you don’t need to pop the hood
or kick the tires to see reality. You don’t
have to scratch and sniff it or touch and feel it
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If it were not that I am dehydrated, I could cry; to think
you care what happens to me, is a profound I opener…
I am touched by your generosity and your compassion; comforted
by both. I am honored to call you friend and a true friend you have been;
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Good sex is like time
It gets old and one morning you
wake up and your teeth are in a jar
soaking in the memories
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It’s not as if I didn’t know
when I pulled into that dark parking lot
in the 2800 block of South Avenue
that the little black a*s teenage prick
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The guy was really getting into it until the Pope called
and he was commanded to extinguish his excitement;
ordered to dunk his stale donut into a Styrofoam
cup of cold decaffeinated and whiskey flavored coffee,
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