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I freakin' love the X-Men!
In fourth grade I went trick-or-treating as Wolverine
Donning a perfectly crafted yellow and blue spandex suit
With the pointed ears fashioned out of cardboard!
And three spikes protruding from each hand,
cleverly made out of tin foil so as not to stab a passer by.
Unfortunately a couple of bullies got to my ears and claws.
Leaving only the middle tin foil knife on each hand
Making me look like a very angry and foul mouthed exercise junkie
Before they yelled 'FREAK! ' and ran away
In the seventh grade I went trick or treating as ...