02311d I Rather Stay Home Poem by Manonton Dalan

why does a merchant tricks
my eyes by discounting 75%
when i know he raise it 100%
maybe he thinks i'm greedy
that i would be caught instantly
hope he'll come up with new

buy one get one free; why would i
i only need one for 50% discount
but i can't close-out with bargain
i was thinking how could i save
when i'm buying things i don't need
i rather not go shopping; i stay home

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i thought about this when i was
browsing mall while waiting for
my tires to be installed. i end up
buying a cup of ice cream.