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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

0260 You Couldn'T Make It Up If You Tried..

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Your box of brand-new football boots
this European season, where the diktat from Brussels sprouts hurhur,
will bear the helpful message
'Average contents: two'...

but when you've picked yourself off the floor
consider this: three boots in a box (great film title)
would be a box with not much inside left geddit hurhur;

but if you tried to sue the makers who only packed one
on that cautionary statement, you wouldn't
have a leg to stand on.
Michael Shepherd
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COMMENTS
Raynette Eitel 30 August 2005
Things like this happen to make sure you're still alive and paying attention. I'm still laughing. Good poem, Michael. Raynette
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Herbert Nehrlich1 30 August 2005
Like three men in a tub, a funny movie I hear. Though it's not average content Down Under. H
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