170. Today Is Very Boring Poem by Jaden Knight
170. Today Is Very Boring
Today seems to very boring
nothing much is going on
despite the fact that my sea urchin shells
have adopted a shark for their son
My fridge has become pregnant with the washing machine
while picking poppies with its ears
it wants to give birth to an egg cup
despite my suitcase's jeers
The doctor came round this morning
to check on the eyes of my shelf
the chiller jumped up and ate him too
and sneezed out a bank for wealth
My socks have spent all the money
on jellyfish and rainbow wine
the police were called to arrest it
and charged a micro penny fine
The wine had been drunks by my t shirts
battling my shoes for a laugh
my trousers asked my hair for a loan
as they want to beat up a giraffe
My towels have formed an alliance
with my hoodies and my boxes
together they killed my mirror
who were hunting banister foxes
My pillows have run off to join the library
and the Austrian navy
they stole three stairs of whiskey
and left my toe nails the gravy
Yes today is very boring
the butter has just killed my bread
my vodka bottle has refilled itself
and I'm going back to bed
Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay on my bed :) -Bruno Mars Very boring day! !
A very entertaining one. Very heartily enjoyed your boredom and the boring day too. The wine had been drunks by my t shirts battling my shoes for a laugh my trousers asked my hair for a loan as they want to beat up a giraffe....... Thanks for sharing
Reading this was a perfect start for my day. I didn't find much to smile about until I read this. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Not much going on..... really? ? Great job!
LOL, very entertaining and bizarre. I don't think I've every been quite that bored, although I have been close. It was fun to read :) 'my vodka bottle has refilled itself' Are you sure, after reading that poem I'm pretty sure the vodka bottle is empty. Darla :)
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I would like to translate this poem
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4/26/2024 5:21:43 AM # 1.0.0.1119
very interesting dear poet - I appreciate your style presentation and approach to the events took place from dawn to dusk. Is there a drop in your bottles? Today is not boring! have a wonderful dreamy day tomorrow