202. One Hell Ofa Knight Poem by Jaden Knight

Tomorrow my picture wanted to hang itself
but it got framed before it could even look
took all the efforts of its lawyers
just to get it let off the hook

My mate's laptop must go to a chiropractor
it has slipped a disk turning on a light
its neighbour hates it with a passion
as it plays with its keyboard all night

A bald man has tried to introduce rabbits
on to his forehead bare
hoping to make do the best he could
to make up for the lack of hare

I'm going with Sir Lancelot to a party
we're not going to stop till it's light
but then I'm going to eat him alive
and that means I'll have one hell of a knight